thedailywhat:

Late Links:

• Talking Hannah Montana doll loves her some fucking pie.

• Bikini Thursday: Miley Cyrus and Jenna Haze.

• Cleavage Thursday: Katy Perry and Mariah Carey.

• Absolut Goddess: Kate Beckinsale for Absolut Vodka.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Lindsay Marie.

• International Beauty of the Day: Jennifer Anselmi.

• If you’ve recently slept with Tiger Woods, Vivid would like a million-dollar word with you.

• Heeb: How I Didn’t Become the New Jewish Sex Symbol.

• Late List: The 25 sexiest Victoria’s Secret commercials ever.

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itsalwayssunny:

Frank: Honey, I’m home!
Dee: Feast your eyes on the new headquarters of Reynolds and Reynolds! Frank and I are starting a business. We sublet our apartments and we’re livin’ in here.
Charlie: Wait a second, you subletted our apartment?
Frank: Yeah.
Charlie: Well, what the hell, dude. I don’t know if I can live in a trailer, man.
Frank: Well, you don’t have to, Charlie. It’s kinda tight in there already.
Charlie: Hang on a second, bro, we’re good in tight spaces. I’ll make it work.
Frank: I’m sorry, Charlie.
Charlie: What do you mean you’re sorry?
Frank: There’s no room at the inn.
Charlie: Are you kiddin’ me, dude!? You kiddin’ me!? Unbelievable! So now I’m reduced to sleeping in the bar.
Dennis: Oh hell no. You’re not gonna be sleeping in the bar.
Charlie: Where am I gonna live? I’m gonna live in the streets?
Dennis: It’s a recession. Times are tough.
Mac: Yeah, you’ll bounce back, buddy.
Charlie: Aw, c’mon man. Can I at least live with you guys?
Dennis: Uh, we’re not in the business of giving out hand-outs, Charlie. We’re not the government.
Mac: Frankly, I’m a little embarrassed you would ask.
Dennis: Yeah. It’s a little gauche.

girlmeetsboys:

aviate:

thingsgohazy: bohemea: Emily Blunt

I love her, especially when she pouts. Her face was made for pouting.

girlmeetsboys:

sundaystorms:

Dev & Freida.

waxandmilk:

Annie Hall - French poster
1977

girlmeetsboys:

brightlywound:

copulatedkiss: (via decompose)

waxandmilk:

Sofia Coppola

via bohemea

thedailywhat:

Acid Trip of the Day: Nine drawings by an unknown artist taking part in a government-sponsored LSD experiment in the late 1950s.

The subject was asked to draw a portrait of his attending doctor at various intervals throughout the experiment.

The fifth drawing, completed two-and-a-half hours after the initial dose of LSD 25 was administered, was accompanied by the following observation:

Upon completing the drawing the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor.

Compare with his final statement, five-and-a-half hours later, following portrait #9:

I have nothing to say about this last drawing, it is bad and uninteresting, I want to go home now.

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thedailywhat:

Clip + Save of the Day: From this month’s Cosmo.

This Swine Flu business is finally starting to pay off!

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